PARENTING: Your Mission, Should You Choose to Accept It…

(Wait, you’re a parent, you've already made your choice)

(ENTER YOUR NAME HERE: ______________________________________________), you have just been drafted into raising a humanoid from birth until they can emerge into the world as a viable organism, completely dependent upon itself (adulthood). There are some very evil villains here that will try to bring them down, turn them against you, and keep you from your goals. Your mission is to reach a higher echelon level so they can’t influence your humanoid child and reach your goal in rearing this organism.

(ENTER GOAL HERE: ___________________________________________________) is your end goal and we will do everything in our power to help you get there. Your weapon of choice is knowledge and the ability to anticipate your opponent’s moves and act faster than them. Your humanoid will have other advocates to work with including: teachers, doctors, and other officials. These are people that will share with your humanoid the rules of the game, secret hacks to grow faster, and help find their way through this game of life. Work with them and gain points towards your ultimate goal.

The villains in this game come mostly from their friends and other people they will interact with that will try to bring them down and keep you and your humanoid from reaching your ultimate goals. Some will disguise themselves as helpers but we will teach you how to recognize them. There are other villains that will try to hurt your humanoid and you can’t let them come near your child. Anticipate their moves so you can keep them away. The terrain can be scary, there are plenty of pitfalls that will trip you up and try to pull you down. Some parts of the terrain will try to hold them back and you need to teach them how to maneuver through these obstacles. We will discuss all these parts in the upcoming pages.

Stay strong, your child needs you, we need you and the world NEEDS YOU. No pressure but the person you raise will do some great things in the future and we see that you are the greatest key to their success. Keep up the good fight and good things will come.

There are 7 Steps you must accomplish before coming to us for help. They are easy steps but there is no point to waste your time, and ours, if you aren't willing to show us you are truly determined and dedicated to reaching your goals.

We are excited to work with you to help cultivate a stronger and more peaceful family life, a stronger relationship with your significant other, a stronger bond with your children, and peace in your home.